I was sitting and trying to figure out a blog for Christmas and nothing sounded appealing. I think with most blogs you get bombarded with the same old Christmas blogs. So I decided to go out on a limb and do something fun and wacky. Let's count down the ten craziest and probably the most disappointing gifts I have ever seen. We'll start at ten and count down to number one. Drum roll please!
Number Ten: This one would really upset me. Don't tease me with Chocolate! LOL!
Choc-U-Lator
The perfect gift for the chocoholic, Choc-u-lator is a chocolate bar shaped calculator which has a aroma of chocolate. This solar powered calculator has soft chocolate segment shaped buttons and comes presented in a chocolate bar wrapper foil and outer wrapper so it looks like the real deal.
Number Nine: I really loved this one. It brought back that hilarious scene from A Christmas Story. Its one of the best parts of the movie.
Leg Lamp Mug
What could be better than watching A Christmas Story Movie? Why of course watching your favorite holiday flick, while sipping on some cocoa, from your very own A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Mug. That's right get a leg up this holiday season with the funniest mug in existence. This festive mug sports a sexy, leg sculpted, handle and on the back has the famous movie quote, "Ah fra-gee-lay...it must be Italian". Makes for a hilarious Christmas gift that will be be enjoyed the whole year round. Now order one, "Well, I double dog-dare you!"
Number Eight: This one is just silly and probably perfect for that quirky friend. LOL!
Crime Scene Scarf
The Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf is a must have accessory and a great attention getter. Create your own crime scene with this extra long and extra cozy knit scarf. This great scarf is bright yellow and black, made with acrylic and a touch of spandex for stretchiness. It's just shy of five feet long, four inches wide; and it’s packed all rolled up in a clear drum. The latest in police procedural fashion. So, if you know someone who is a huge fan of shows like CSI or BONES, this is a great gift idea.
Number Seven: How much fun would this be? Buzzzz!
Shocking Liar Game
Strap this Shocking Liar Electric Game on your buddy or significant other, ask a question & hope they answer truthfully! If not, Zap! For some safe fun. If you need to get to the truth this is a hysterical way of getting it!
Number Six: Now I'm not sure this is even real but it has a web address. No one is spraying anything on my Kindle Fire. You'd be putting your life in danger. LOL! Hey now what is the excuse not to own a Kindle?
New Book Smell
Do you love the fresh scent of paper, ink, and glue? We sure do! That’s why we created New Book Smell in a can. Regardless of whether you download your e-books from the Kindle Store or Project Gutenberg, New Book Smell will bring back those long lost memories of your favorite local bookstore. With New Book Smell your friends will never know that you’re reading an e-book.
Number Five: This one would get a laugh but come on. Can you say tacky?
Fun Dummies
Sooth your little one and give yourself a giggle at the same time with Fun Dummies. Silicone orthodontic dummies that feature toothy grins and even vampire teeth, Fun Dummies are a brilliant take on traditional soothers and a hilarious way of comforting your child. Give one to your little one, and laugh as strangers double take your baby’s new toothy grin!
Number Four: I don't even know what to say about this one but Ewww...
Belly Button Brush
For the gentleman or lady who likes to keep their belly button clean, the belly button brush is a very soft bristle brush with a silver plated handle...
Number Three: This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life! I don't want birds swarming me. I would take those suckers off and run. It reminds me of that old Hitchcock movie The Birds!
Bird Seed Shoes
If you like birds and would welcome them landing on your feet, then these bird seed shoes have been made just for you. Yep, you read that right. Shoes with bird seed inbedded in them. So when you're out walking in the park and you stop to enjoy the scenery, our little feathered friends will find ..
Number Two: This one just leaves me speechless. I love my fur babies too but somethings just go too far.
Custom Pet Nose Necklace
Your lovable pet is a nosey creature always sniffing around to see if there is any mischief to get into. From a mold of your pet's nose, this pendant is crafted in sterling silver so you can pet their nose wherever you are.
Number One: How disappointing would this be? A deed to land on Mars? Really?
An Acre of Land on Mars
It's true - you can purchase land on Mars! The Standard Mars Package includes a legal deed document, a map showing the exact location & a list of the Martian Code Covenants and Restrictions. Additional packages available.
From one to ten which was your favorite? So what is the weirdest gift you ever received? I have been lucky enough not to receive any weird gifts like these. Thank goodness!
Happy Reading and Writing,
Tabitha Blake
