Monday, December 17, 2012

Christmas Lights You Never Want Your Kids To See

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Thought I would show you the strange side of Christmas. Hang on tight things are fixing to get really weird! Some things are just down right wrong! Not sure what some people are thinking when they do crazy lights like these. You don't want to have to explain these lights to your kids. WOW! Unbelievable! The Christmas Spirit just went out the window and the strange and demented ideas have come out. These lights are twisted!

You might be a redneck if you...put this ghastly thing out for Christmas.This is just wrong in so many ways. Poor Rudolph. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or stare in shock. Horrendous!


I'm just picturing a kid asking, "Mom why does Santa have a gun?" I'm all for funny but this is kind of pushing it. Not something you want to explain to your kids. Santa Hunting deer is just way over the top.


This made me laugh a little just because it is so outrageous. Who does this stuff? You know what never mind I don't even want to know. Unbelievable! Some people should be ashamed to put a display like this in their front yard for all to see. Good luck explaining that to your kids!


I don't even know what to say about this one? What the heck? Man people really are freaking nuts!

That's it folks. The tour of the demented Christmas Lights has come to an end. I will leave you with one question. What was picture two of?

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Happy Hopping,
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73 comments:

Carriefort29 said...

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They were hunting Rudolph weren't they?? That was a hunters box things! (Yes that's a technical term)

Tabitha Blake said...

Yep. Just terrible!

Sarah Hoss said...

Thanks for the pictures. Some of those are funny, but your right... the Santa hunting deer was bad!

Good luck in your writing career!
Sarah Hoss

K. April Holgate said...

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Leela Lou said...

Thank you for the laugh this morning. I shouldn't admit that I loved the pictures but I did...online anyway. I'd hate to have to explain that to my kids :)

Happy Holidays and I love your blue background.

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Cassandra said...

Santa deer hunting (sad thing is I don't think it would be questioned too much in my town lol)
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Nicole said...

Believe it or not, these can be seen in my neighborhood. Lol! And the local and out of town rednecks love it. We do not hang lights but I would be a little frightened if my husband did because it would probably look something like these.
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Rowan Worth said...

Santa in a deer-blind? OMG, cannot believe that's a real inflatable!

Love the blog-hop concept! What fun.

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Lyndi Lamont said...

All I can say about the pics is wow! Unreal. Don't see that in my neighborhood, thank goodness. Santa with a hunting rifle is just wrong.

Thanks for organizing our blog hop!

Barbara Edwards said...

Love the photos. Called in my husband to share the laugh.
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Barbara Edwards said...

Ooops forgot. #2 is Santa in a hunting blind.
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Lasha said...

I'm just not sure about people some times. What is up with those lights? *g*

Happy Holidays. Thanks for the hop.

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Carol L. said...

Wow, I never thought I'd see anything like this. Thank goodness my kids have their own now and I don't have to explain something like these pics. lol But a gun toting Santa is just wrong every way.
Second pic is of Santa in either a Deer or Hunting Blind and Rudolph hiding on the side. :)
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Hywela Lyn said...

I have never seen lights like this and hope I never see them over here. Thank goodness it seems to be just stars and angels and Santas and reindeer. (without guns) in this area anyway. All I can say is some people are just sick - whatever happened to 'Peace and Goodwill'? Does anyone even remember that this is supposed to be a religious festival any mor?
(sorry if I sound old fashioned and prudish, but I think lights like this are a step too far!)

Happy Christmas everyone!

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kimberly holgate said...

i sware if my head wasnt atatched i would forget that too
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Karen Michelle Nutt said...

Oh my goodness. You're right. What were people thinking. lol

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Karen Michelle Nutt said...

I forgot to say: Picture two looks like Santa is going to shoot Rudolf.

That's just not right. lol

kimberly holgate said...

santa and penguin in tree house hunting a raindeer. i actualy liked the one of santa peeing
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laurie said...

Thank you for the laugh this morning. I shouldn't admit that I loved the pictures but I did...online anyway. I'd hate to have to explain that to my kids :)

Happy Holidays and I love your blue background.

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joye said...

Geez some people just don't get it, do they? Most of the houses in my area have lights but nothing over the top.
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LEENA7 said...

Why oh why do some people have to take something good and show like this,,,wow. The 2nd picture is of Santa hunting deer in one of those hunting box thingys...who would even make these to sell? geez lol
Hope your holidays are happy.
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P.S. Hope Santa pees in all their stockings, now that would be funnyfficeyo some

Dela Cruz said...

Merry Christmas, I love the lack of political correctness...and be thankful they weren't doing Nativity scenes!! Haha Let the Christmas traditions continue.

hotcha12 said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL! HOPING FOR ANY READER AS MINE DIED FROM OVER USE! LOL GUESS THOSE RED HOT STORIES SIZZLED THEIR WIRES!!

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Mydurango618 said...

I love the christmas lights pictures. People dontseem to have the time or money to do much to their houses anymore, but I still love the lights.

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Carolyn Boyles said...

Thank you for the laughs with the Christmas lights.

Anonymous said...

Santa and a penguin are going vigilante-style on Rudolph, oh dear!

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Crissy Morris said...

So I live in Arkansas and there is a deer stand Santa right down the road *shakes head* and OMG! The deer 1 mounting deer 2 *snorts* I would die if that was in my neighborhood...no I would take pics :D

Tabitha Blake said...

LOL! Thanks Sarah!

Tabitha Blake said...

Oh it's one of my favorites. You will love it.

Tabitha Blake said...

Oh you and me both Leela.

Tabitha Blake said...

Too funny Cassandra!

Tabitha Blake said...

Guess someone has to be different. LOL! But this might be just a bit much.

Tabitha Blake said...

Yep! It can be bought at a well known hardware store.

Tabitha Blake said...

In so many way Lyndi!

Tabitha Blake said...

Glad you both got a laugh. I was reaching for humor.

Tabitha Blake said...

Got it.

Tabitha Blake said...

Makes you wonder. You betcha!

Tabitha Blake said...

I agree!

Karen Michelle Nutt said...

I think I hopped to everyone. I had a lot of fun and added too many books to my to buy pile. lol
Hopping has made me hungry. I off to make dinner for the family before they get some ideas from your crazy Christmas photos. lo

Thanks for the fun!
Merry Christmas!!

Christine S. Morehouse said...

Okay, yes some of them were horrendous. Oh, and your right...hide your kids eyes as you pass. but the question on everyones mind is...What in the H E double hockey sticks were they thinking.

Happy Holidays! =)

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JanD said...

Pic #2 is Rudolph surprised that Santa has a gun. Strange Christmas decorations.
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JulieBites said...

Santa's hunting reindeer, finally had enough of the cookies and milk and just really needs some meat :P

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lisagkendall said...
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lisagkendall said...

Santa and a dude in an orange hat in a hunting blind with a reindeer below... someone really needs help, lol. Thanks for the hop and prizes. lisagk(at)yahoo(dot)com

tammy ramey said...

thank you for the chance at such a great giveaway. some of the pix were funny others not so much. i figure either Santa needs the insurance money on Rudolph or the reindeer are really aliens and they don't want to work for the happy fat man any more. their out to get him,is why he's up there with the shotgun. at least that's what you could tell the kids, it's better than picture #2 is Santa in a Deer Blind. LOL

seriously though these lights went just a bit to far in some cases.

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Crystal Newman said...

Those were some crazy messed up pictures. #2 was of Santa in a hunting blind with a gun and rudolph on the outside. Poor Rudolph.
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brbalways said...

#2 is Santa in hunting box/deer hiding beneath.

And yes, I got a few drops of redneck blood that makes me loe/laugh along with these.

Not to mention that I will actually SHOW these to my kids(teens) so they can laugh along *winks*

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Tabitha Blake said...

LOL!

Tabitha Blake said...

Good luck. I have one an love it.

Tabitha Blake said...

Got it!

Tabitha Blake said...

LOL!

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Holly Underhill said...

Hello, thanks for the giveaway! That picture looked like Santa was hunting the reindeer.

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magic5905 said...

Picture is of reindeer hunting, crazy. Thanks for the hop.
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sarah-madison said...

Oh my! Some of those displays! What a riot (and how appalling in some cases). Thanks for sharing--I love your website as well!

cky15 said...

cky15: wild pictures are funny. I never thought of santa doing that. thanks for the laugh.

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Jennifer Mathis said...

santa in a deer stand lol

Shannon Bereza said...

It was Santa in a deer blind with the reindeer right below it. Funny stuff but a bit inappropriate for the front yard.

Tonda said...

Picture two was santa with a gun! Loved the pics!
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Shadow said...

What an awesome hop!! And a fantastic giveaway! Thank you!! The second picture is of Santa hunting with a buddy and a reindeer hinding on the side. Happy holidays to you all! Best wishes and many blessings!
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Elie said...

Santa, a penguin and a reindeer inflatable.

Thanks for the fun!
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Z said...

Well, I live in WV and in our little town hunting is so big all the schools are closed for the first entire week of hunting season, which just happens to be the week of Thanksgiving so we get a whole week off for Thanksgiving. It's even written in the Bus drivers contracts that they get that week off, that's why there is no school plus even a lot of girls here hunt. That is Santa and his buddy in a deer stand, yes they are called deer stands, the lazy way to hunt, and you will see them all over the place here. When we first moved here I thought they were raised kids play houses until my dh who is a native explained it to me and I was like "but it's in the front yard!!" He just looked at me with a look that said" And your point is????"
z
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Z said...

Were we supposed to put that we follow the blog by GFC? Just in case I do follow.
Z
Seawitch

Shannon said...

h my goodness. I can't believe that someone thought the gun-weilding Santa up, got it produced and someone bought it!

I totally laughed-out-loud at the mating deer pic. And the elf peeing off the roof was clever, but I would cringe if my little girls saw that.

Thanks for the laugh!
Shannon

TheWaldos said...

Awe. I think the copulating deer and Santa peeing are very educational for the kids. Will give them something to discuss while on Christmas break. :-D LOL

Beckey said...

Thanks for sharing those enlightening pictures.
My 13 year old came over to ask me a question as I was looking at your post... she saw the peeing Santa pic and all she could say was "Oh My Goodness that is wrong on so many levels that I don't even wanna know what you are doing" then she walked out the room.. I had to go asked what she wanted...

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Erin Richards said...

Santa hunting deer blow up...these are just too bizarre! Thanks for sharing. I got a good laugh.

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Wt Prater said...

Greetings, and great post!

bn100 said...

Funny pictures.

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Kathryn Merkel said...

Snicker. Very funny, I know several family members that would love to have a blow-up deer stand with Santa gracing their lawn. Would be kind of hard to explain to the kids though.

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Patty1671 said...

Funny... but wouldn't want the kids questioning it.

Book looks awesome.

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