Saturday, October 9, 2010

Halloween Laughs

Here are a few jokes to laugh in the Halloween spirit. Yeah I admit they are a little corny but it is all in good fun. Enjoy!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves ...

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed!

Why do male ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them! 

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

Tell us your favorite Halloween joke. We can't wait to be rolling on the floor laughing.

Happy Haunting,
Tabitha Blake

1 comment:

Sheri Fredricks said...

What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with a washing machine?

A wash and were-wolf!
Compliments of my kids.

And we all loved the clean jokes! Thanks Tabitha Blake :)