Sunday, August 1, 2010

Emma Paul's comebacks for cheese pickup lines

Please enjoy this list...I don't know about y'all but sometimes Men can reallycome up with some hum-dingers these are a few my hubby told me about we had a good laugh..

CPL: Hey am I in heaven, cuz I just met an angel...

EP:  Oh I'm not an angel...they don't usually carry guns...wanna see mine?

CPL: Ouch...someone get me some water, cuz you're so hot I'm on fire...

EP: Are you sure it's not just jock itch?

CPL: So do you have a light, cuz I'd like to flick it?  (Huh?)

EP: Do you have an ass, cuz I'd like to kick it..

CPL: Hey I'm doing a survey, I'm look for the most kiss-able lips in here and I think you could help me...

EP:  Sure, but wait I need to put some more medicine on my canker-sore

 CPL:  Your eyes are telling me...hey wanna by me a drink..

EP:  Yeah sure, and what is my finger telling you...

CPL:  You have great hair, I'd love to run my fingers through it tonight.

EP:  It's a wig...hides the scabies

CPL: Is it me or did you just wink at me?

EP: No, no I didn't wink...I have a nervous twitch, usually happens just before I go postal

The last one is my personal favorite...

Keep writing all and enjoy life to the fullest...

Emma

 

4 comments:

Tabitha Blake said...

Too funny! LMFAO! Great blog girl!

Brenda said...

Pheeeweee, this was funny. I love the last one too. Also, the wig one had me in stitches--they all did.
Very funny post.
Brenda

Penelope said...

LOL The last is my personal favorite too.

Emma Paul said...

Thanks, I had more but ran out of time...busy week and week end, my daughter just started cheerleading again. I'm going to be MIA until late night I'm afraid.