Please enjoy this list...I don't know about y'all but sometimes Men can reallycome up with some hum-dingers these are a few my hubby told me about we had a good laugh..
CPL: Hey am I in heaven, cuz I just met an angel...
EP: Oh I'm not an angel...they don't usually carry guns...wanna see mine?
CPL: Ouch...someone get me some water, cuz you're so hot I'm on fire...
EP: Are you sure it's not just jock itch?
CPL: So do you have a light, cuz I'd like to flick it? (Huh?)
EP: Do you have an ass, cuz I'd like to kick it..
CPL: Hey I'm doing a survey, I'm look for the most kiss-able lips in here and I think you could help me...
EP: Sure, but wait I need to put some more medicine on my canker-sore
CPL: Your eyes are telling me...hey wanna by me a drink..
EP: Yeah sure, and what is my finger telling you...
CPL: You have great hair, I'd love to run my fingers through it tonight.
EP: It's a wig...hides the scabies
CPL: Is it me or did you just wink at me?
EP: No, no I didn't wink...I have a nervous twitch, usually happens just before I go postal
The last one is my personal favorite...
Keep writing all and enjoy life to the fullest...
Emma
4 comments:
Too funny! LMFAO! Great blog girl!
Pheeeweee, this was funny. I love the last one too. Also, the wig one had me in stitches--they all did.
Very funny post.
Brenda
LOL The last is my personal favorite too.
Thanks, I had more but ran out of time...busy week and week end, my daughter just started cheerleading again. I'm going to be MIA until late night I'm afraid.
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